chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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