woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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