This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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