I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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