I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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