It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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