$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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