I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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