how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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