sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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