windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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