I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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