I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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