This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
