I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
