Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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