from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Buhtt sex?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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