shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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