You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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