Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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