2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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