Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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