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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"

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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You going out tonight?

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No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

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(407): View more from Florida

Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.

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(916): View more from California

I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.

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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How about we just have a naked taco night instead?

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(863): View more from Florida

After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

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