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(716): View more from New York

kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year

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(845): View more from New York

We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.

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(530): View more from California

Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.

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(239): View more from Florida

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big

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(407): View more from Florida

Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.

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(407): View more from Florida

My vagina is officially offended.

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(817): View more from Texas

She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.

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