My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
