What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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