Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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