New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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