He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
how does that bad decision feel?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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