ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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