All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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