Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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