Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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