Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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