North Korea, Best Korea!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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