So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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