if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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