So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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