I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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