I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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