I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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