What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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