Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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