Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Your tits are I can't wait for
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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