STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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