ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My liver just broke up with me...
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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