u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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