never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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