Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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