Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish i was in the wii world.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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