Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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