I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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