So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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