singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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