38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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