the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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