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everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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