There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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